i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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