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He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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