Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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