Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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