does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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