Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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