he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
smell my finger.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have peed in a lot of sinks
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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