I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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