he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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