told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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