You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
