Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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