Christians are straight up FREAKS
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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