end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
