ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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