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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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