Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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