pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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