so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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