you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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