But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
There's even glitter on my cock...
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