This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
