@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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