OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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