I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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