dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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