There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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