So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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