new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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