Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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