i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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