Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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