Christians are straight up FREAKS
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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