I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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