so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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