he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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