well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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