fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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