Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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