does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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