yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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