1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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