in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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