i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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