Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize
