I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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