Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
