her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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