i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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