North Korea, Best Korea!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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