We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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