Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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