love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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