He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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