Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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