That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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