Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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