i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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